The grandmother of all genres

Following the intense request of a group of our jocose young people, who had complained through SMS, e-mail, and webcam about the lack of seksy posts in this weblog, and finally, when a searcher found here by the keyword "I and nakkkeed mom," Chumley and I jumped to the conclusion that we should address this need

Sir/Madam, intelligence is seksy. Intelligence is as seksy as all the curves of the body. Maybe even seksier than the shin. Now, when I mention intelligence, don't think of a boy with greasy hair, oversized glasses, gray pants, and a Seiko watch. Don't think of a bearded acne girl in dark brown baggy pants, bearing four big folders when she staggers. On the other hand, don't think that anyone who became the top student somewhere can make a person's heartbeat as much as George Clooney or Jessica Alba, and if you have a scientific achievement, you can easily unlock the lock of the opposite sex. No, my dear! Nope

But ... when you know that he/she is smart and his/her smartness doesn't need to be proven, and he/she may belong to this university or that institute. When you know that his/her skull is not filled with plaster, and he/she can see more than his/her nose. When you know that you can count on him/her about things or questions "outside of the textbooks" and so on, then if you can talk to this person about anything except science and knowledge, for instance, about movies, cars, literature, music, games, girls and boys, dishes, drinks, and routine events, even absolute nonsense bullshits, and you be satisfied entirely and you say in your heart,: Hey, he/she cool, that is so seksy

From Osmisis Gones

Translated from Persian: Myself

Preparing for the universities entrance exam

In Iran, all universities have a prevailing entrance exam. So, the entrance exam is vital for Iranian students and their families. It's supposed that all Iranian students prepare themselves for this exam when they start the 12 grade. However, many Iranian families start this process when their child is in the 11 or even 10 grade. Families think acceptance into a good university is the best guarantee for seeking a job after graduation. Moreover, some of them think about migration, and they are sure if their child has a B.S. degree from a famous university, they can find an excellent chance to continue their education abroad. They forced their kids to get ready for the university entrance exam harshly, making it a nightmare for them.

The good news is that the students can pass the exam with a good plan. Firstly, they need to have a daily schedule. They don't have to plan strictly; they should put some entertainment like sports, watching TV, spending time with family, and so on in their program. If the students don't have enough time to rest and care for themselves, their program will run into a problem.

Secondly, the students should focus on their books. The students must study carefully and take all parts of the sources. So, they have to avoid disturbing staff. For instance, they are supposed to turn off their cell phones during the study. They should ignore some minor problems to deal with their vast challenge. Doing yoga or meditation is good advice for those who want to focus on studying. 

And finally, the student should be relaxed and calm on the days before and during the exam. They should take rest the day before the exam and don't be nervous. After starting the test, they must read the questions carefully and answer them in the determined time. If they don't pay attention to the time, they cause and aggravate a problem. They would lose their concentration, and at least they couldn't see the obvious answers.

With a good plan including sport, rest, and appropriate study, every student can pass the exam, not easily but with a reasonable effort.