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Monotheism is to consider God as one, not to call God as one

Abdullah Ansari (Sage of Herat)

In the Paradise

God was sitting on the couch & watching TV. Suddenly anyone knocked at the door…

Knock … Knock…. Knock

-Who is he?

-Father! It's me, Eve.

 God opened the door: Oh my daughter! What's the matter? Come in… come in. why are you crying?

-You are the worst God in the universe! You gave Adam a dick but how about me? Nothing…

God smiled and cleaned her tears: Don't worry my baby! His dick is yours too. That poor man is just a porter!!!