Generalization as a Lifestyle

A short commentary on Goethe's Eastern-Western Diwan

Western man is normal, white, Christian and straight by default. That means, when it comes out of its package, its setting, which is complicated, is set as such by default. Although it can be manipulated in any way, but it will be out of warranty because of the manufacturer manual. However, due to some historical and social considerations, Western man has accepted some minor abnormalities such as being Jewish and being gay, but not others. It means that he is polite enough not to be a jewphobe or a homophobe, and what he has in his heart is a part of his privacy. In other words, his outward appearance isn't a reflection of what he is on the inside

From the Westerner's point of view, the earth is round, and this is his the most important similarity with the Easterner. In addition, the earth is divided into two western and eastern hemispheres, and these two hemispheres are suspended in space as shown below

 

From the Westerner's point of view, the west is divided into two main parts. Europe, whose people are smarter and better shaped. And the U.S., whose people are a little heavy, but instead are extra cool. In Europe, it is more important to be white, and in the U.S., it is more important to be Christian

From the Westerns' point of view, Canada is also a part of the West, and its characteristic is that it is icy and looks down on the U.S. At the opposite end is Australia, which hangs at the bottom of the western hemisphere. When it's winter here, it's summer there, and its people's job is surfing, and they keep kangaroos at home

From the Westerner's point of view, although Israel is geographically oriental, it is considered a suburb of the west (yellow tab) and there is no particular reason, and it is done and, and the "witnessing in silence" is better for everyone. On the other hand, the Latin world, even though it is located in the Western Hemisphere, is neither from the West nor from the East, but has a floating, gypsy-like, and wandering state, and of course, 

Brazilian women are very hot

However, from the western man's point of view, the Orient is located in the eastern hemisphere and if we ignore Japan, it is almost divided into two categories: Russia and the third world, and because the western man is naturally kind and gives lion share of his income to charity foundations, if necessary, it can be upgraded to the rank of the second world. Anyway, from his point of view, the East is interesting and mysterious and worthy of compassion but keeping a safe distance

  

Russia: once upon a time, when the western man went to church, the preacher would warn him of the dangers of Russia's attack on the West. Gradually, however, the western man realized that James Bond and Arnold Schwarzenegger, alone or together, could handle the ever-drunk Russian generals. So, the western man was no longer afraid and shifted his focus to the Russian women. The Russians themselves got tired of playing the boring role of the enemy and turned to be brokers

The Middle East: It is an extremely large desert that consists of several Arab provinces, where all of these Arabs live in tents, all of its men have four wives who routinely beat all four of them, all of its women wear burqas, and if they don't, definitely there is a mistake. All of them are fanatic and worship Allah, which is a being that is completely different from the Christian God. It has a winter quarters province for Westerners, called Dubai. There is another province called Iraq, which was treated by the U.S., but now it should not be treated anymore. Iran is another name for Iraq. It means that these two are one soul in two bodies. Allegedly during the time of the movie 300, there was a region called Persia, whose people were the inventors of cats and carpets. Still, some Arabs consider themselves culturally Persian when faced with Westerners. In addition, since the 2001 onward, Westerners have also learned about jihad and suicide missions, and anyone who comes from the Middle East is a terrorist unless proven otherwise

Asia: Asia is roughly the same as China, and this Mr. China consists of Vietnam, Cambodia, the Philippines, Indonesia, Thailand, and so on. It is a good destination for a cheap vacation, all its people are stingy and thieving, but hardworking and literate. In recent years, Western men have realized the purity, simplicity, and ease of Asian women, and they are often seen together, but on the other hand, it is impossible for a Western woman be with an Asian man

Africa: the land of the negros. Previously, all the entertaining blacks, those who are strong in boxing, basketball, dancing or music, were exported to the U.S. and called Africa-Americans. Europe has forcibly imported some of its inferior products. What is left now is negro, of course this is an insulting word and instead we should say black or colored. Negro is hungry, and the Westerner gives her wheat and cheap laptops, cheers him on at charity rock concerts, and adopts him if see he's too cool

India: From the western man's point of view, Indians are the lowest level of Homo sapiens, and India is the dirtiest place in the world, so if you fly over India, you will get diarrhea. Indians are either beggars or scientists. The only interesting thing produced in India is Buddha. And being an Indian is so bad that no one ever bothered to correct when Christopher Columbus mistakenly reached the New Continent in search of spices and called its natives Indians

In the writing of this article, the generalization method is used in an arbitrary way

Auther: Osmosis Jones

The source: limbosis.blogspot.com

Translator: Reza